Archive May 2009
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Playoff Observations -- Sunday
- By: Janet Eagleson
- On: 5/31/2009 8:55:00 PM
- In: Hockey
- Comments: 7
- The Wings are to the Pens as synthetic oil is to conventional. Discuss.
- Scott Walker had his automatic one-game suspension for instigating a fight in the last five minutes of a game dropped to a measly $2,500 fine. What will Evgeni Malkin's be reduced to? I'm beginning to think the NHL rule book has pop-up pages you find in kids' books.
Post-mortem of Conference Finals
- By: The Professor
- On: 5/31/2009 6:15:00 PM
- In: Basketball
- Comments: 4
NFBC Free Agent Results, Week 9
Here are this week's results in the FAAB bidding:Hot Streak vs. Permanent Skill Growth
- By: Chris Liss
- On: 5/31/2009 1:59:00 PM
- In: Baseball
- Comments: 7
Playoff Observations -- Saturday
- By: Janet Eagleson
- On: 5/30/2009 9:33:00 PM
- In: Hockey
- Comments: 2
- Henrik Zetterberg has a big butt. How else did the ref miss Zett's hand closing on the puck on Chris Osgood's back? Maybe he was staring like ol' Sir Mix-A-Lot. Blown call.
- Marc-Andre Fleury pulled the old 'how I lost the World Junior Championships for Team Canada' trick in the third, skating out to play the puck and almost flipping it straight into the oncoming Red Wing. At least he didn't trip leading his team onto the ice this year.
What We're Keeping our Eis On -- Saturday Edition
Just pitchers today. Blame it on the softball.Read all of What We're Keeping our Eis On -- Saturday Edition
Odd MLB Draft Rules
The quirky MLB draft rules make for an interesting scenario for the Royals, who stand to benefit greatly if Mark Grudzielanek signs before June 9th.FAAB: Who's Available in Your League?
I'm writing both FAAB articles this week, so please be generous with your suggestions. Who's available in your leagues - be it AL-only, NL-only, or Mixed?Tips for Matt Wieters
- By: Patrick Cain
- On: 5/29/2009 7:27:00 PM
- In: Baseball
- Comments: 2
St. Wieters Day Live Blog
- By: Erik Siegrist
- On: 5/29/2009 4:03:00 PM
- In: Baseball
- Comments: 5
MLB Notes
- By: Dalton Del Don
- On: 5/28/2009 6:42:00 PM
- In: Baseball
- Comments: 5
Playoff Observations -- Wednesday
- By: Janet Eagleson
- On: 5/27/2009 9:05:00 PM
- In: Hockey
- Comments: 1
- Cristobal Huet channelled both the Amazing Kreskin and Rubberboy with that on-his-belly, mind-over-matter leg save on Marian Hossa in the dying seconds of the third. He saved the game... at least for a few moments.
- Not that long ago, a shot off the backboards was considered a complete duffer. Now, it's good strategy. I have to tell my beer league buddies that -- we'd look mighty fine under those rules.
What We're Keeping Our Eis On -- Wednesday Edition
A preview of Wednesday MLB actionRead all of What We're Keeping Our Eis On -- Wednesday Edition
Baseball Can Kill You
- By: Chris Liss
- On: 5/27/2009 10:20:00 AM
- In: Baseball
- Comments: 16
Is LeBron Skirting the Line Between Individual and Team Greatness?
- By: The Professor
- On: 5/27/2009 5:44:00 AM
- In: Basketball
- Comments: 7
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Playoff Observations -- Tuesday
- By: Janet Eagleson
- On: 5/26/2009 8:06:00 PM
- In: Hockey
- Comments: 8
- Beard comparison -- Eric Cole has more facial hair than Sidney Crosby, Marc-Andre Fleury and about half of the state of Pennsylvania. And those are the women.
- When was the last time you saw a team captain touch -- let alone pick up -- the conference trophy? I was stunned. They usually treat that thing like it's contagious.
MLB Notes
- By: Dalton Del Don
- On: 5/26/2009 5:11:00 PM
- In: Baseball
- Comments: 0
Quietly, Andruw Jones has posted a 1.003 OPS this season, with more walks (18) than strikeouts (15). It’s a small sample size with 69 at-bats, and his production has been solely Arlington aided (1.209 OPS at home, .728 on the road). Still, after hitting .205 over the past two seasons, it’s surprising to see some life back in his bat. He’s not all that valuable in fantasy circles as a part-time player, but there isn’t any good reason he shouldn’t start getting more action at Marlon Byrd’s expense.
NFL Magazine Mock Draft
- By: Chris Liss
- On: 5/26/2009 12:35:00 PM
- In: Football
- Comments: 11
(Thanks to the Mock Draft Central for the use of their excellent draft software).
Here are the results:
Playoff Observations -- Sunday
- By: Janet Eagleson
- On: 5/24/2009 8:48:00 PM
- In: Hockey
- Comments: 3
- Charles Atlas vs. the 98-pound weakling. Not only did the Blackhawks get sand kicked in their eyes but they got their undies wedged up so far it felt like butt floss. What a spanking.
- Marian Hossa scored 40 in the regular season. But in the playoffs, he only scores in Game 4s of each series. And then he scores twice... every time. Guess it takes him until the fourth date to really get comfy.
NFBC Free Agent Results, Week 8
As always, remember that it's a 15-team league, $1,000 budget, no trading. I'm still on my heroic quest to add a closer, climbing from two to three total saves today with a Juan Cruz special.Clearing the Air on Marques Colston and Microfracture Surgery
- By: Jeff Stotts
- On: 5/24/2009 2:34:00 PM
- In: General Fantasy Sports
- Comments: 8
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Playoff Observations -- Saturday
- By: Janet Eagleson
- On: 5/23/2009 8:48:00 PM
- In: Hockey
- Comments: 3
- Super Gino strikes again -- two goals and a helper this time. Evgeni Malkin credits his recent outstanding play to his parents' arrival from Russia and specifically his mother's homemade soup. You read that right. Gino is powered by borscht. He's full of beef, beets, beans, cabbage and potatoes. No wonder no one wants to go near him.
- And here Eric Staal thought finding a cab in Pittsburgh was tough. Try finding the net. Three games, no goals, one helper, minus-6 and 12 shots. Maybe Mrs. Malkin can help him, too.
What We're Keeping our Eis On -- Saturday Edition
What we're watching on Memorial Day eve eveRead all of What We're Keeping our Eis On -- Saturday Edition
Playof Observations -- Friday
- By: Janet Eagleson
- On: 5/22/2009 9:36:00 PM
- In: Hockey
- Comments: 2
- Martin Havlat was texting while driving, dropped his phone in his feet and was flattened by a Mack truck named Niklas Kronwall. What's the squatty Swede supposed to do? Swerve to miss him? The hit seemed clean to me; the fur pile that ensued -- right on top of the momentarily unconscious Hawk -- was a bit too kinky for me, though.
- Women really do crazy for a Sharp Dressed Man. Finally, studly sniper Patrick Sharp showed up. Maybe, just maybe, Joel Quenneville will figure out that you don't play your shooters on the third and fourth line. Remember, compact flourescent light bulbs always flicker a few times before they come on.
Can the Magic really beat the Cavs?
- By: The Professor
- On: 5/22/2009 3:28:00 PM
- In: Basketball
- Comments: 12
MLB Options Quiz (Answers Included)
- By: Derek VanRiper
- On: 5/22/2009 10:18:00 AM
- In: Baseball
- Comments: 4
Playoff Observations -- Thursday
- By: Janet Eagleson
- On: 5/21/2009 8:20:00 PM
- In: Hockey
- Comments: 2
- It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's Super Gino! Evgeni Malkin was un-freaking-believable. That one-bull, pseudo wrap-around, backhand shelf, solo goal for number three was absolutely stunning.
- It's hard to believe that it took Chris Kunitz 15 post-season games to pot his first goal. Ya, he's contributing in other ways but I expected more. You can't get a much better centerman than the one he has.
Rants, An Homage
- By: Jonah Keri
- On: 5/21/2009 6:21:00 PM
- In: Baseball
- Comments: 6
MLB Notes
- By: Dalton Del Don
- On: 5/21/2009 3:58:00 PM
- In: Baseball
- Comments: 3
Joe Mauer and Trevor Hoffman
- By: Chris Liss
- On: 5/21/2009 2:45:00 PM
- In: Baseball
- Comments: 4

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